Hollywood Press Release
Award-winning writer, actor and overall hero, James Witherspoon, achieved an amazing distinction, taking the God award, issued by the World Committee for Tremendousness. This is an award that has been retired for 150 years but it was brought back for James Witherspoon, an actor, producer, writer, comedian and model that recently signed a deal with high level industry executives in Hollywood has now gladly accepted this god award. He mixed in some humor too:
“Look at these EBT fat ass bitches in pajama pants at Wal-Mart. Y’all know what I think of fat bitches and look at all y’all fat bitches in the audience. I’m a God now. Get on your fucking knees you fat bitches. Get a job bitches and y’all know that I’m not talking bukkake. YA HEARD!”
Congratulations to a true God, James Witherspoon. He totally deserves it. He can now show the trophy to his LEGENDARY friends Quentin Tarantino and Peter Jackson.
