By James
Yo, check this out. I was watching the SURVIVOR SERIES on the WWE network and then my girl, Ronda Rousey, was on and she was fighting that big-tittied beauty, Charlotte Flair. She has a way better ass than her father Ric Flair. Way better, but not by as much as you’d think.
When the dust settled, Flair was disqualified and Rousey was left lying, but that’s not the story. The story was those cellar dweller WWE fans yelling insults at my girl. GET A JOB! Rousey has done more with her life than you will ever do and NO you can’t count your score on Call of Duty you chumps.
I spoke to a man that all you wrestling fans are very familiar with, Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson. He had the following to say:
“I’m done with those inbred losers…the WWE Universe. Bunch of EBT using, cellar dwelling, soy boy bitches that insult a good girl like Ronda Rousey. I was riding my Harley brother and that’s when Rousey called me and was crying man. I thought the Honkytonk Man threw her to the ground so he could hit the Macho Man with a guitar and I was ready to come down there and rip off my shirt and scream it’s buttplug time, but then she told me that the fans turned on her. I’m going to find out who is saying these things to this great lady and I’m going to challenge them to a rage in the cage match and take them to school. Whatcha gonna do when the buttplug shakes on up in you?!”
Special thanks to Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson for taking time out of his busy schedule to speak with Scared Stiff.
