By Polly “News” Hughes
Yo, for all of y’all that thought that Ariana Grande was going to stay with that chump, Pete Davidson, ya got woke. Ariana is too young and has too much going on to stay with that guy that is just spinning his wheels and he looks like one of those guys that brings his A game and it’s a C. Don’t want no small dick man. Remember that song? It was controversial back in the day when I was bumping and grinding.
I spoke to my neighbor, Charles, that is older and missing many of his marbles and he had this to say of the situation: “Ariana Grande is a good singer. Does she sing the bugle boy from company B? Sometimes I listen to that song too much. It makes me mad. I’M PISSED OFF!” Old fuck should be put down. Sorry about that.
So, keep that chin up Ariana. You need to play the field and score as much as you can. You’re a star. You don’t need some chump hanger on. There’s plenty of fish in the sea.
