A strange thing happened on the set of REVENGE OF THE SAMURAI COP when a weird homeless man was caught stealing a wallet. The “geek” was busted by the local cops, screaming that he was innocent.
Arresting Officer, Sgt. Myles Willington, had the following to say about this matter:
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“My name is Sgt. Myles Willington. I’m a cop. I carry a badge. I saw the goof with a dead rat on his head that he called a wig and we found the wallet he stole. Let’s just say, he stuffed it in a place that nobody wanted to explore. The arrest went without incident, but we do suspect this geek in the great dildo heist of 2018.”
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