By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. As a star, I was of course, at the 2022 Oscars, the biggest night for film and I could not believe what I saw. Will Smith showed he was the fresh prince of husbands by slapping the shit out of Chris Rock on national TV. There’s a price to pay if you insult a man’s wife. YA HEARD! Not all men are these soy boy, EBT warrior, living in their mom’s basement wimps.
Now, Chris Rock came out and made a comment about “G.I. Jane” aimed at Jada Smith, who suffers from alopecia, that was it. Smith got up and slapped him hard and you know what Rock did about it? NOTHING. There are numerous reports that Rock had to change his underwear and the stench filled the building. Now, while I was there, I spoke to my LEGENDARY friend, Will Smith, and he was still upset. I could not believe what he had to say…
“I’ve never been this upset since Alfonso Ribeiro did the Carlton and his balls fell out of his shorts. When I heard that joke about my wife, I went into Fresh Prince mode and I was a bad boy when I slapped that SNL reject across his ugly face. I often think of the wisdom of Uncle Phil. He would be proud of me. Next time Rock says something like that, I’m going to shove every Oscar up his ass until he shits gold for a year. AND that’s how I became the fresh husband of ass kicking.”
Thank you Will for this exclusive.
