By Polly “News” Hughes
Yo, check this out. Fucking Florida again..the state that can’t help but to produce scum. This 81-year-old asswipe, Hellmuth Kolb, was on the prowl and approached some poor woman and tried to buy her daughter. He even went as far as to kiss the arm of the girl. Well, Hellmuth, you’d better have one hell of a mouth because those boys in the clink are going to bend you over and split you like firewood. Who the fuck names their kid “Hellmuth”? Fucking Florida.
I was just staring at this chump and I tried to see if he had pervert written on his face. Yup. He did. I’m sure nothing was off limits with this jackoff. Keep him away from children and animals for sure. And Walmart and sex offenders are like peanut butter and jelly. They get all the scum and slime.
I don’t go to Walmart because I hate seeing those fat pigs in pajama pants and, even worse, yoga pants. Why couldn’t this 81-year-old rump rider go after one of those fat slobs that roam the stores, eager to use their EBT cards? Why the hell is he going after a kid?
In the end, he will be getting it in the end and, at his age, they gonna tear him up y’all.
