By Polly “News” Hughes
It was bad enough when Jim Carrey played the beloved Grinch in that 2000 turd, but now we have this new one and it looks worse than the Lorax. He spoke for the trees? More like he spoke for my fat ass. I’m a huge fan of Dr. Seuss, but Hollywood keeps doing these cash grabs and now we have this latest incantation of THE GRINCH and it’s all animated, which is fine, but y’all know that they got some shit wrong just by the trailer alone.
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The Grinch has a certain voice and demeanor. He’s a prick and the voice says it all. He’s like that old man that lives next door and yells at you for having sex on his front lawn. GET OFF MY LAWN! Y’all feel me? You woke? Well, the Grinch here sounds like a soy boy to me. He is not the grumpy fucking Grinch that I love so much.
This film will fail. It will do well the first weekend, but this looks like Minions 3 meets the Grinch meets Dr. Seuss’s fat fucking ass. Who wants to see this? The trailers look wretched! I’d rather watch those Bukkake movies that I keep hearing about. Talk about sticky.
