By Polly “News” Hughes
They should have never got rid of Roseanne. I knew it would lead to something like Broderick. THE CONNERS is bringing in Matthew Broderick as the love interest of Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) and that is supposed to increase rankings?
They bring in fucking Inspector Gadget for this? I hope nothing pops out of his hat or anywhere else during this episode. I hated those movies. Fucking CGI having things fly out of Broderick’s ass isn’t my cup of ass or tea or whatever.
THE CONNERS needs Roseanne back. I know she overdosed on drugs in the last episode, but they can say that they got bad information and that she can actually handle her shit. Plus she’s a big girl. Big people can handle more drugs because they’re fatter. It’s science.
