By Polly “The News” Hughes
OMG! My friend, Sly Stallone, has just been given a right uppercut to the groin with this new death hoax, insisting that he died. Really? Well, I just called him and he’s alive and well and he’s fighting mad. “Polly, yo, these chumps are going to see my eye of the tiger and they’ll find out quick that there is no easy way out. No shortcut home. Yo.” (Note: Comments may not have been made by Stallone)
Disregard all those Stallone haters. They’re not all that and a bag of cool ranch Doritos.
