Scared Stiff News Press Release
James Witherspoon, comedian, writer, best writer of all time, has amazed the masses again with his heroic behavior during a major snowstorm. With only a snow shovel, he made a path for an ambulance to reach a group of stranded and cold people, including 2 pregnant women, and saved the day.
James noted that “I’m here to help, unless it’s one of those cellar-dwelling, soy boy, EBT warriors. Let them die in the snow.”
We salute you James. You saved the day and you never cease to amaze us.
