By Polly “News” Hughes
When are these “juggalo” idiots going to grow up? Wearing paint on their face and pretending to be clowns…GET A JOB. What is with this clown thing? I mean, fine, clowns can be scary I guess, but these people that probably live in their mom’s basement, dressing up like a clown is just pathetic. Speaking of pathetic, that rim job known as “Shaggy 2 Dope” was probably on dope when he snuck up behind the great musician Fred Durst and tried to drop kick him. Problem is that his fat ass couldn’t get high enough in the air and barely touched him before the security took him away, back to clown land or the backyard so he could wrestle some more.
As y’all know, I’m a huge Durst fan. I’ve been Rollin’ for years and to see somebody from the Insane Clown Posse, a non-band, a joke, take a cheap shot, I am offended. On a side note, my late husband was a juggalo and he tried to dropkick Tony Orlando in 1987 because he knocked three times and the mother fucker didn’t answer, but that’s beside the point.
It’s a good thing that Shaggy 2 Dope can juggle. He’s going to be juggling some balls in prison very soon after this stunt. Remember, it’s Durst’s way or the highway you stupid fucking juggalo.