By James
Australia is in the news because some horny chump broke into a place called “SexyLand” and stole “Dorothy”, a sex doll worth 5 grand. The man, wearing a mask, drove up in a van and broke into the building, quickly rushing the doll into the van and taking off. Y’all can’t blame the guy. They dressed Dorothy like a whore. Big tits and a thong makes man do things that are wrong y’all. I love them sex dolls. I want one, but you can mark me off the list. I’ve never been to Australia. Maybe that Paul Hogan did it. Y’all know that he has a big knife.
Paul Hogan, not named a suspect…YET
I spoke to the owner of the SexyLand and he was furious. He noted that “the thing is used now! He put a million miles on it! We don’t want it back! That was a virgin doll! That shit was never screwed. Sure, we grabbed the boobs but who wouldn’t? I wonder if Paul Hogan did it. He lives here and has a big knife.”
Well, I guess we will see how this plays out.
