By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. Y’all know that Ron Jeremy is a sleazy slime ball. I was at a convention a few years back and saw him sitting with that Howard Stern shit fuck, Beetlejuice, and some fat guy with big titties and Ron was like “Yo, James, look at these titties. I’m gonna grab them titties.” Yo, that’s a dude, dude. YA HEARD!
Now, I got the word that this creep is now facing 4 sexual assault allegations from four different women. Really? Really? Nice try fella, but they are going to make sure that Bubba is right behind you and pounding that Fred Flintstone fat ass of yours. YA HEARD!
I hope this greasy ugly geek gets the book thrown at him and that book has all the pages stuck together. Man, I’m so steaming mad that I had to call my boy, Taylor Hicks, of AMERICAN IDOL fame, and he had the following to say:
“SOUL PATROL!!! Ron Jeremy looks like a greasy turd that fell out of the fat ass of Ruben Studdard. His behavior with those four ladies does not make me proud. I hope his greasy ugly ass gets slammed by a guy with an 19 inch cock. SOUL PATROL!”
Well said, Taylor.
(Comments may not be those of Taylor Hicks)
