By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. I watched the video of that little guy crying about bullying and it struck me to the core, but then I sat down and went back to the saying I live by: everything is bullshit. This goes for this too. YA HEARD! Avoid ALL GoFundMe pages people. They all need to get jobs. Soy boys and cellar dwellers in their mom’s basement asking for money. Really? Really? Nice try fellas.
Quaden Bayles was playing. He was pretending to be 9 years old and the people took the bait. Y’all had these celebrities coming out and wanting to fuck up the other 9 year olds that bullied him. What a bunch of gullible losers. Bayles is now being exposed as the near 20 year old scammer he is.
So, my people, where do we go from here? Let’s hope that GoFundMe will refund everyone their money until they find another scammer to give it to. If this little guy really is 20, I want these celebrities ready to fight to go and kick his ass. YA HEARD!
I caught up with my boy, the king of SOUL PATROL, Taylor Hicks of AMERICAN IDOL fame and got his input on the matter:
“Hey James! Firstly, you are the best writer of all time and I’m so happy you righted this wrong with that little scammer. SOUL PATROL! Yeah, he was probably trying to get on a reality show like those other little people, but that’s some bullshit, isn’t it? I got on American Idol because I have talent not because I look like I was cut off at the knees. Hey Austin Powers, I found mini me. YA HEARD!”
Well said Taylor.
(Comments may not be those of Taylor Hicks.)
