Priest Shoved off Stage: “I”ll Get Revenge on that Fat Bitch!” – Father Marcelo Rossi Speaks – News

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Interview by James Witherspoon

Yo, check this out. My boy, Father Marcelo Rossi, a priest in Brazil, was recently spreading the word of god and said the truth man. God don’t want any fat chicks in heaven. Rossi wasn’t afraid to put his foot down and say “hey porkers, get off welfare and get on a treadmill,” YA HEARD!

I caught up with my friend, Marcelo, and sat down with the LEGENDARY priest to talk about the human rhino that shoved him off the stage.

JW: What’s the latest and greatest?

Well, as you saw, I was up there on stage, checking out the hot bitches in the front row when I began to think about how these fine women can look this way and three rows back, we got pig city. I’m spreading the word of god, not the word of Little Debbie. (Laughs)

JW: What’s the lowdown on that fat bitch that gave you the toss.

Man, she treated me like I was one of those molester priests. I thought it was King Kong Bundy coming at me like a freight train. Make no mistake, I’m going to get revenge on that fat bitch.

JW: Have you prayed about this matter?

Oh yes. God told me that he was going to strike her fat ass right down. That’s what happens when you have a personal relationship with the lord.

JW: Well, it looks like you have things under control. I always wanted to ask. Why do you guys wear dresses?

Makes me feel sexy, especially when I wear sexy panties.

JW: Any closing comments?

This is to all you fat bitches out there, EBT warriors, soy boys and cellar dwellers. Eat my ass. You’re all going to hell and the next fat bitch that pushes me is going to feel my holy cock up their ass.

(Note: comments may not be those of Marcelo Rossi)
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