By Polly “News” Hughes
Meg Ryan, my girl, has just announced that she is engaged to John Mellencamp and when it comes to the honeymoon, he’s going to be screaming that he’s not even done with the night. This time, he can leave that pedophile guy that was in his music video at home. Look it up! I ain’t lying!
Now this news isn’t good for Ryan’s ex, Dennis Quaid. This is even worse than when his brother, Randy, fled the country and had sex on Twitter. Yo Randy, we don’t want to see that shit. YA HEARD! Now Dennis wanted to get back with Meg and show her his Jaws 3-D that he has hanging.
I spoke to Dennis and he had the following to say:
