By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. When I heard the headlines, I knew this had to take place in Pennsylvania. All kinds of weird shit comes out of PA. We’ve seen bank-robbing child molesters out of that wretched state and now this. Really? Really?
Margaret Cirko went into Gerrity’s Supermarket and coughed on a bunch of food, forcing the grocery store to throw away 35 grand worth of food and arrest her. Cirko looks like Fire Marshall Bill. Bitch looks like she fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and then bounced her fat ass up and hit them all again. YA HEARD!
This EBT warrior did this as some prank like those assholes that were licking ice cream and putting it back, but now is not the time with that coronavirus going around. Y’all know he hero, Bernie Sanders, isn’t going to bail her out any time soon. She’ll be muff-diving in no time and you can get the virus that way. YA HEARD!
So they’re charging her with terrorist threats and rightfully so. You can’t do shit like this now people. That coughing prank business is going to get you Bubba’s dick up your ass. Now Fire Marshall Bill here is in big trouble but maybe they’ll go easy on her. She don’t look right. She might be fucked in the head.
