By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. Michael Riego, 31, a Delaware man, is an animal lover but took it to the next level. YA HEARD! Y’all ever hear about that dude that wanted to be screwed by a horse? Really? Really? Well, the horse screwed him to the death. Nice try fella.
Now, we got this EBT, soy boy, BETA MALE, Michael Riego, banging horses up the ass and loving it, but the fuzz caught onto his sick game and now he will be the horse in prison. YA HEARD!
A horse is a horse of course of course? Nice try fella. Not only did this dude rape the horses, but he tied them up too. Sex games? You bet. YA HEARD!
I caught up with my boy, Taylor Hicks, of AMERICAN IDOL, and got his thoughts on the matter…
“SOUL PATROL! I am not proud of this horse rapist. I wonder if this guy thought it was Ruben Studdard that he was all up in. SOUL PATROL!”
Well said Taylor.
(Comments may not be those of Taylor Hicks)
