By James Witherspoon
Yo check this out. Y’all know that I call it the way I see it and when I heard that Kim Jong Un has returned from a grave situation, I smelled a rat. The North Korean leader was reported to be dead, but he’s baaaaaaack and everyone seems comfortable with that. Really? Really? Well, I’m not. I’m putting this fake Kim Jong Un on blast. YA HEARD!
When you look at the Jong Un that emerged on May 1st, his teeth were different and he just didn’t the same. I haven’t seen anything like this since they changed out Paul McCartney in the Beatles. Y’all know that he died in a car accident and they brought in a fake. I saw a video. He may be reptilian too. YA HEARD!
Now, I’m going to right this wrong. They changed out Kim Jong Un with a lookalike. This is like that movie FUTUREWORLD where they put in robot fake world leaders. Hell, this mother fucker could be a robot. A fat robot.
I caught up with expert on foreign affairs and winner of AMERICAN IDOL, my boy, Taylor Hicks. He had the following to say…
“SOUL PATROL!!! I saw this new clone of Kim Jong Un and it’s worse than that untalented virgin geek, William Hung. She bangs? How about I bend you over and show you how to bang? SOUL PATROL?!
Any of you notice how much weight that Kelly Clarkson packed on? Cinnamon Roll Patrol!!! I saw that big booty of hers and I was like BAM! That’s a big booty. It’s much nicer than that huge pancake ass of Ruben Studdard.
In conclusion, the fake clone ass geek they got to replace Kim Jong Un does not make me proud.”
(Comments may not be those of Taylor Hicks)
