By Polly Hughes (Scared Stiff Political Correspondent)
Hello my lovelies. This Sunday, two old white guys, both on death’s door go head to head and only one will survive. Bernie Sanders is being told to drop out at every turn. The money men behind Joe Biden are deathly afraid of putting him on stage where he actually has to talk for more than 10 minutes and Sanders is counting on that fact, Jack.
Now as Scared Stiff’s political correspondent, I’m going to give you the pre-debate breakdown between these two old timers. It will play out one way or another depending on what Sanders does. We all know what Biden is bringing to the game.
Bernie Sanders needs to not bend over and take the democratic cock like he’s done in the past. Sadly, he’s done it recently too. He got done dry in 2016 and he’s getting it again, but he’s afraid to call bullshit. Jeez, you’re 200 years old Bernie. What’s the worst they can do to you? On the debate stage, he must go after the entire party and what they are trying to get away with.
Sanders will be better on the microphone but he needs to go after Biden hard. He needs to bring out the Incredible Hulk in Biden. We’ve seen that already with Biden blowing up on that auto worker, the fat guy, and the woman (I think it was a woman) at the rally. If Sanders can get him going, we may see the foul-mouthed angry Biden that has become so entertaining.
Ideally for Sanders, he goes for it and tears Biden apart, but I don’t believe that he’s really interested in winning. He doesn’t want the Presidency enough. He is going to take it again and not say a peep and all of those cellar dwellers and hippies that desperately want free stuff for infinity will not get what they want.
Joe Biden is a puppet for the money-men. That’s why he’s where he is. If you look closely, you’ll see some rich guy with his hand up Biden’s ass. I would not be surprised if he is going to be fed answers or even have an ear piece with a guy on the other side that will tell him what to say tomorrow.
How did these two guys make it to the finish line? I was looking for Tulsi to win this thing, but she made too much sense to win. Now, we will see the last of Bernie tomorrow while we get the wild card, Biden, going for the Presidential gig. You can take this to the bank people. Bernie, instead of going for the jugular, will lay back and put it on cruise control, dealing with Biden with kitten gloves. Bernie will walk away a loser, again, and tell everyone that he ran an honest campaign and handled himself like a gentleman. I’m not saying that he’s not honest…but his wife is another story.
Tune in tomorrow night as the two go head to head. This will be the last time you get to see Sanders on such a stage. Biden will win and the only hope is that he will call Bernie some names and make a fight out of it. I doubt it though. I’m suspecting this debate to be a dud.
