By Vinnie Franklin
I know what you’re saying. Vinnie, you’ve never had to even do a job interview. They just hired you on your reputation. Well, I’ve not always had the reputation as a man’s man. Now, before I give you the best advice in the world, I got a great email from a cat that is now a man’s man…
Now, you want that job? Of course you do. Here are some tips to help you get that dream job.
1: That guy interviewing you wants to smell something nice that shows him that you’re a man’s man. Splash on a half bottle of Drakkar.
2: They want to know that you can get the ladies any time you want. Make sure to wear the best shoes you can find at FAYVA.
3: Look the cat in the eyes but not for too long. If you look too long, you may be bent over the desk and that’s not what a man’s man does.
4: Tell the cat interviewing you dirty jokes like a man’s man. It’s a great way to break the ice.
5: Put a sock down the front of your pants like a man’s man. If you walk in with a bulge to take down a building, you got the job.
There’s five tips that will guarantee you the job as a man’s man.
