By Clive “Buttplug” Peterson
Let me tell you something brother. I was watching the NWA and wanted to thank them man. I have been battling insomnia for some time. That did the trick man. Well, I was riding my Harley on the coast brother and I got a call from my friend, Mark Henry, and he told me that Jim Cornette was up to his old ways man. He made some disgusting racist comment and he’s been given the boot for it brother.
I’m just gonna say it dude. Cornette is a no-talent hack. He’s sent every promotion to the poorhouse brother if they held onto him too long man. When he fails, he lashes out brother and I saw what he did to the Wrestling with Wregret dude and what he said about Orange Cassidy. The guy made a career out of carrying a tennis racket. Somebody should shove that up his ass brother, but he’d probably like it too much man, especially if one of the Fantastics did it.
Cornette came out and apologized recently brother, but he really didn’t apologize. He claimed that what he said wasn’t racist brother, but the guy has been caught dropping the N bomb on tape and I’m sure that his tennis racket is a good accessory to his KKK uniform brother.
It’s time for Cornette to disappear. He’s lucky that I never wrestled for any of the promotions he was involved in. I would have hit him with the Buttplug drop, right on his fat ass brother.