By Geno McGahee
Today, the first battle in this new series took place between Crystal Lake bad boy, Jason Voorhees and crazed farmer, Madman Marz, with the man behind the mask winning in dominant fashion. Unfortunately, I wrote the piece above a whisper and that generated a crazed response from the Madman himself, Paul Ehlers.
Madman said the following:
Jason has had enough screen [ scream? ] time to make the Crystal Lake region PLUS Haddonfield both dead zones, no? Marz needs a few more “nights on the town” to even things up, don’t you agree?
Hell….he might even master using power tools, throwing sharp objects, using plows to level 24 hour convenience stores….if given a “SLASH” of a chance!
Never under estimate the POWER of a LEGEND. I say…let’s have a rematch! [I happen to know MM’s manager…personally ] Geno, Ol’Bloody Buddy….May you and all the fans of “MADMAN” and “Scared Stiff Reviews” have a SAFE and SPOOKY New Year! [it figures….Voorhees gets a year ending in 13!! Be nice, Jason, or I’ll tell your Mother! ]
All the BEAST,
Paul Ehlers aka MADMAN MARZ
Although Madman has demanded this rematch, he will have to work his way back up the ladder. So, look for a Madman vs. Cropsy battling coming soon. Can Madman overcome the hedge clippers of death? Stay tuned…
READ THE REPORT ON THE JASON VS. MADMAN FIGHT THAT SPARKED THE RAGE OF MADMAN MARZ