People’s Choice of America Press Release
With the election year upon us, the prestigious PEOPLE’S CHOICE OF AMERICA Award Committee has named their choice for 2020. Award-winning writer, actor, singer, motivational speaker, dancer, lover and political strategist, James Witherspoon, has been given the distinction given to so few.
At a star-studded ceremony, Witherspoon stood in front of the crowd and noted that “I really appreciate this award and as the President of the United States, I’m getting rid of disability payments for those soy boys that live in their mom’s basement, those fat pigs in pajama pants on welfare that plague Walmart and stop all of those fat pink-haired slobs that can’t stop bashing my man, Trump. YA HEARD! Now, I want to thank all of my LEGENDARY friends in the audience, including Taylor Hicks, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Quentin Tarantino. They my boys. YA HEARD!”
Remarkably, the celebrities in the audience had a lot to say about this new President that might just be written in and win the presidency in 2020 considering his verified 18 billion fans.
“I fucking love James and he’s not some geek molester that you’ll find on Epstein’s Island or in Pennsylvania. Forget Biden. Forget Trump. JAMES 2020 is getting my vote!” – Quentin Tarantino
“SOUL PATROL! I am so happy to be at this event with my American Idol, James. This is so much better than any other event, especially when I attended that American Idol reunion with Ruben Studdard and I went to take a leak and that fat fuck tore up the bathroom. Fat fucks shit the worst. SOUL PATROL!” – Taylor Hicks
“James will be back and he will run the country unlike Biden. His brain was terminated. I’m not voting for Trump either. I’m writing in James. How do you say it? James is my huckleberry. YA HEARD!” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Well, I guess the biggest message we have here is to VOTE JAMES in 2020.
(Comments may not be those of above listed celebrities.)
