By James Witherspoon
My boy, James Holzhauer, had a great run man and can now retire and have a good time, but he just came shy of the record set by that geek, Ken Jennings and it had me thinking man. Did he throw the match? James didn’t seem himself and that manly chick that beat him shouldn’t have been the one. Y’all know that they play 5 games a day and my boy may have just been tired, but he shouldn’t have beaten Jennings and taken that spot at the top. What a pity.
Holzhauer had a great run that led to over 2 million in his pocket, which is better than these soy boy, cellar-dweller, EBT warriors that I see at Wal-Mart. You know…when their mom drives them there to buy their new Xbox One game and frozen pizza, so they got something good to eat when they talk about how much they love Bernie Sanders.
I am rather sad. I was having a great time watching my boy, James, kicking ass and now I will have to find something else to watch. Holzhauer, from one James to another, you were the man and you will be missed. I hope you didn’t throw that game just to keep that geek, Jennings, as the top dog.
