James Ellsworth UNDERAGE SEX SHOCKER: “I have proof that he’s a PERVERT!” – Breaking WWE Wrestling News

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By James

My pervert detector was set off when I first saw that chinless geek, James Ellsworth, and now we see that my spidey senses were spot on. Ellsworth made his name in WWE as a lovable wimp, but the recent Snapchat video footage has shocked the world down to its core.

Ellsworth sent video of him sticking out his tongue and I thought it could not get more disgusting. Don’t want no man’s tongue flapping around my junk, let alone some chinless geek ass bitch. Then he sent a video of himself masturbating. Don’t want no dick pics either man. They got to lock this mother fucker up with Bubba and away from kids and teens man.

I spoke to one of the most decorated officers of all time, SGT. Myles Willington and he had the following to say:

“Chinless bastard asshole needs to feel the wrong end of my nightstick, right up the ass. I have a daughter, even though my wife has brainwashed her into thinking that I’m a fucking king asshole, I would kill Ellsworth if he ever sent her any video of him jacking off. If he showed up at my doorstep jacking off, I would beat him to a pulp. If he tried to jack me off, I would beat him to a pulp. You get me. I have proof that he’s a pervert too. His chin screams that it was fucked off by a horse. I’m now investigating horse farms and showing his image to every horse I meet and when one of them gets aroused, I’ll know the score. I’m Myles Willington. I carry a badge.”

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