By James
My pervert detector was set off when I first saw that chinless geek, James Ellsworth, and now we see that my spidey senses were spot on. Ellsworth made his name in WWE as a lovable wimp, but the recent Snapchat video footage has shocked the world down to its core.
Ellsworth sent video of him sticking out his tongue and I thought it could not get more disgusting. Don’t want no man’s tongue flapping around my junk, let alone some chinless geek ass bitch. Then he sent a video of himself masturbating. Don’t want no dick pics either man. They got to lock this mother fucker up with Bubba and away from kids and teens man.
I spoke to one of the most decorated officers of all time, SGT. Myles Willington and he had the following to say: