By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. Y’all know that I just signed a 15 film deal with some high level industry executives and that I know Quentin Tarantino, but I want to warn all you players out there about the nasty element that could piss on your parade. YA HEARD!
I want to go over some signs that the filmmaker you’re talking to might just be a scammer and is trying to get something from you. Y’all know that I call it the way it is bitches.
SIGNS YOU’RE DEALING WITH A FILM SCAMMER
#1 – They use an Alias
If you find out that your film buddy is using an alias, there may be a reason. I just heard of a case of a filmmaker using an alias and he had a long criminal history and he was also fat. He changed his name to avoid some very bad charges of the worst kind. YA HEARD! He was a chicken hawk and changed his name and moved to another state to start a new scam: indie film.
#2 – Name dropper
Y’all know that a name-dropper is a piece of shit and a liar. YA HEARD! Well, if you’re filmmaker friend is talking about “friends” in Hollywood like Quentin Tarantino or Peter Jackson and they live in a trailer, y’all know they are full of shit and you need to run for cover! Get away from that fat chump!
#3 – Stars in Own Film
Y’all know that these shitheads would never be cast in any film but they cast themselves as the star and it’s usually to make out with an attractive girl that gets the lead role. I just got an email from some woman in California named Donna that noted that she was cast in a sequel of a film that was never released and put in love scenes with a total fat loser. I told that plastic honey to run for her life. YA HEARD! He only wants to get in your pants.
#4 – Mystery investors
If the filmmaker you’re dealing with knows “investors”, y’all know that they are full of shit. They are just jerking you off to get something from you. They are putting the squeeze on y’all and you gotta know that they don’t have a pot to piss in. They are losers and sometimes they are fat hillbilly mother fucker losers.
#5 – Constant Social Media Updates and big news
Y’all know that shit don’t happen quick, but here are some scammers that keep putting up breaking updates about big deals and the hillbilly mother fuckers from states like Pennsylvania get excited, but it’s all a lie brother. YA HEARD!
I hope this helps you bitches out there dealing with indie film scum.
