Hollywood Press Release
The stars were out in Hollywood for a star-studded event tonight as over 9 million writers vied for the prestigious “BEST WRITER OF ALL TIME” award by the Writers Association of The Globe Group.
The award was given to writer, actor and comedian, James Witherspoon. During his acceptance speech, he gave some of his off color humor to the huge ovation of the crowd.
“I get the award while the fat cellar dweller gets his EBT card and soy milk. YA HEARD! Now y’all know that I’ll be writing up a storm and putting all these other so-called writers on blast. I also want to announce that I just met with high level industry executives in Hollywood and am starring in a multi-million dollar movie called MAGIC LOVER MAN. YA HEARD!”
Some of the stars in attendance gave their comments on the win.
Quentin Tarantino – “I cannot think of anyone that can write better or act better than James Witherspoon. The guy is tremendous and I will be sitting down with him and working on a production where he stars, called “LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.”
Jack Black – “This isn’t school of cock. This is just pure rock and James Witherspoon is hitting this shit like no other. Love it.”
Marcelo Rossi – “When I was recovering from being sent off stage from that fat cow, James wrote me the nicest letter and it was so well written. His talent is God-given. I love him and I hate fat bitches”
