By Polly “News” Hughes
Yo check this out. Heather Locklear was a total bitch and wished death by AIDS on the children of an EMT that was putting her on a gurney during her June arrest. Jennifer Hayn, Hiton, a mother of 3, the EMT, is now suing the blonde actress and wants justice for those terrible comments. I feel yah Jennifer. I feel yah. Locklear ain’t nothing but a stone cold bitch.
I spoke to Sgt. Myles Willigton of the LA Police Department and he had the following to say in his official Police Report:
“Feel my rage! Bitch is gonna feel the law! I don’t care about the fucking lawsuit but I am so sick of these actresses shaking their little asses and then they go on that Facebook and that VUDU and HULU and the ROKU and the Netflix and that SPICE channel where they show shaven poon and they insult the cops! Blue lives matter you bitch! I’m not watching MELROSE PLACE anymore. I have a place for her and it’s my ding dong. I AM THE LAW!!!!”
Locklear, y’all better watch out. The law is coming for yah.
