By Melissa Antoinette Garza
On a stage, Anne (Lina Romay) is chained up naked onto wooden planks. Rose (Lynn Monteil) a blonde dominatrix beauty emerges in just a belt, boots and a collar. In her hand, she clutches a cat o’nine tails and the bombshell knows how to use it. She whips Anne before fondling her breasts and giving her a little scratch and tease before walking over to a dove.
Sadly, she kills the bird. She then paints Anne in blood while she sweet-talks her and plays wonderfully with her body. Anne’s resistance is gone and it’s easy to see why. The voyeurs in the audience take in the show while it heats up magnificently. Rose frees her now willing slave who falls into ecstasy before being killed – but it’s just a show.
Everyone applauds and those two sexy bevvies take a bow.
Why don’t I get invited to shows like this? I like the theater! Well, I like this theater.
By now, you probably have realized that this is a Jesús Franco film, and what do we do when we watch a Jesús Franco movie. That’s right class! Thank Mr. Franco.
Former Priest, Father Mathis Vogel (Jesús Franco) is going thru an existential crisis that hits hard enough to make him deranged. No longer a member of the cloth, he took a gig from Anne’s boss/lover, Pierre de Franval (Pierre Taylou) who runs the porn company VENUS PRODUCTIONS. Vogel writes sexy BDSM erotica. Get down, Padre!
Sadly, former Father Vogel isn’t writing the sadomasochistic gems to help people get their kicks. It does the job anyways, but he has a different motive. He believes that it’s EVIL! Religion takes so much, does it have to take BDSM too? You figure the church would be more into it. After all, how many S&M fantasies involve religious themes. Live a little, assholes!
Even though Pierre thinks Vogel is weird, he offers him another job. The porn man thinks he can make a pretty penny if Mathis writes more of the whacked out, spectacular sexcapades he witnessed. He agrees to think about it, but on the way out he overhears something that disturbs him.
Anne and Pierre talk about their next mock Black Mass where they intend to hire another woman as a sacrifice. The look on the priest’s face says it all. He’s going apeshit bananas! He returns to his exquisite and elaborate home that is as beautiful as it is lonely. He goes to a cross upstairs on a table and prays.
Later, my two favorite fem faux Satanists hook up for lunch and talk about bringing in their friend Martine (Catherine Lafferière) into the black mass ceremony. Martine is a dark haired beauty who jumps in willingly. She’s told she can choose women or men as her onstage master. YUMMY. Choose both! Choose them all. Let’s get a goddamn harem going! I love harem orgies and the ones with a little rough-and-tough BDSM mixed in are the best.
It’s odd. I so adore Jesús Franco, but buzzkill Padre Boner-Killer gets on my last nerve. I just want to watch the fake Satanic ceremonies with the ladies and he has to go get all homicidal and nuts. He takes residence at a nearby apartment where he spies on the ladies. Notice how I say SPY rather than voyeur. It’s because he’s a dick about it. He’s not watching to get off though it does turn him on a bit. He’s such a repressed fellow and believes the gals are possessed.
Thankfully, this doesn’t stop Anne and Rose from sexing it up in a wonderful scene. Rose in black tights and no panties is a fabulous vision and Anne is just as wonderful undressing with Rose’s assistance.. The women do the responsible thing and rehearse their planned love scenes. Their dedication to the craft is astounding! I love them! Vogel better not ruin this for me!
Rose is just a hardcore fem goddess who can tear at Anne who is a sultry little minx who takes it all in. And Vogel just watches. I mean if you’re going to peep, do it for the right reasons. Call the ladies and see if they want your company! Just tell them that you’re Jesús Franco! If they’ve seen his movies, you’re a shoe-in to get laid. You look just like the guy.
Instead, Vogel just goes to a bar and picks up a poor prostitute. She just wanted a free drink, a fun fuck, and some money from her John for services she’s happy to render. Instead, she gets this idiot. She doesn’t know what type of danger she’s in and starts relaxing on the bed. She takes off her blouse and Vogel starts off a little rough calling her a Whore and implying she knows nothing of religion. She tells him she recently went to a black mass and he gets worse. He demands she take off her clothes and then gets on top of her.
Things do step into a bit of sexiness when he dresses in the priest robe and puts his cross on her labia and then to her lips to kiss in effort to seek forgiveness from God. He makes her repent. She at first tries to deny that she’s possessed, but he’s being a freak and not in the good way.
He cuts her with a knife and then chains her to a wall to cut the evil out. Yeah, but the sex shows are evil! Fuck you Vogel! Give me back my sex show!
YAY! The sex show is back and there’s even more lovely ladies to behold. A full house of viewers show up for the mock black mass as Martine is roped and chained upside down and naked.
Hey, we’ve all been there!
A gorgeous beaut master fem in a purple gown stands before her and gives a rousing declaration. Rose and Anne with wrap around latex that covers nothing standing on each side of Martine while the master plays is a marvelous site felt by all in the room. The audience begins making love and though the creeper police who arrested Pee-Wee Herman for showing a little self-love in a porno theater are nowhere to be found, Vogel stares on in terror. My God, man! It’s a vampy little show with some fake blood and real orgasms. It’s not the goddamn apocalypse and if it is, bring on the end of the world!
The priest doesn’t stick around to see how the show is done which is revealed right before a lovely full on orgy takes place with Rose and Anne front-and-center. A beautiful pile of naughtiness is going down while I’m sure the men lucky enough to be partaking in it had some delightful things going up.
Vogel goes on a killing spree convinced these poor ladies are Satanists that are possessed. He kidnaps Anne but keeps her alive. He believes he has fallen in love with her and wants to save her, but he can’t be trusted. That’s one dude that does not need a spanking cane in his hand. He’ll abuse that power.
Will he end up murdering Anne and what about magnificent Rose? Can Pierre and his wonderful moustache get the police to stop him in time? Well, it’s on AMAZON PRIME if you pony up the $1.99 a month for HORROR TV and it’s well worth it.
I highly recommend this. It’s a big ‘Fuck You’ to the repressive assholes always trying to hide behind religion and Satan because they can’t admit that girls in chains are gorgeous. Women in leather, holding a cat whip and using it on other willing naked fems that are tied down is a glorious thing. If everyone is having fun, all is good! Women don’t need a white knight sent by Jesus to cure us.
Sexual repression is deadly folks. The lesson here is: Be less like Father Vogel and more like Father Franco.
Scared Stiff Rating: 8.5/10
