By Geno McGahee
I love Bigfoot, but finding a good horror film with the mighty Sasquatch is tough. Now, even though DEMONWARP isn’t exactly a Bigfoot horror movie, it’s damn close. The beast in this flick lives in the woods and looks like a crazy Sasquatch and that’s good enough for me.
Bill Crafton (George Kennedy) lives in a cabin in the woods with his young daughter. While hanging out and having a good time, a hairy beast breaks through the door, beats Bill’s ass and drags his daughter away. We then get a group of youngsters arriving at the cabin for some R&R but they must too deal with the monster that lives in the woods. As they hang out, the monster ends up breaking in and killing one of them, but then, strangely, it steals a toaster. This may sound strange, but Bigfoot likes toast too, I would imagine.
Crafton resurfaces and notes that he is now wearing a yellow hat so the Bigfoot can find him easier and that will give him the opportunity to bust a cap in his ass. He has also set bear traps and dynamite, but the creature is smart and isn’t going to be killed easily. We are then introduced to two hot chicks that end up looking for weed, I think, and end up taking off their tops and run into the monster.
Along with the beast, there are more problems going on here. Out of nowhere, we begin to see zombies roaming the woods. Many of them are carrying electronics of one sort or another. It’s bad enough that they are the living dead but they steal too? Fucking zombies. The worst part is that the police would never believe you. “A zombie stole my Xbox.”
On top of the Bigfoot-like creature and zombies, we also have a crazy alien that is running the show and a priest that is worshipping him and doing his bidding. They threw it all in here and it works. This movie is so much fun and so ridiculous that you can’t help but to enjoy it. Usually, I’m not a big fan of multiple horror characters in one film, but, for some reason, it really works here. Maybe it was the excessive T&A? Maybe it was George Kennedy’s yellow hat. I don’t know, but I really liked this flick.
DEMONWARP is a winner. It’s silly and fun and has one of the coolest looking Bigfoots in history …even if he’s not really a Bigfoot. For those of you that don’t consider him a Sasquatch, you’re part of the problem in the quest to prove that the man-ape truly exists. Hang your head in shame.
Rating: 7.5/10
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