By James
I am so happy that my LEGENDARY friend, Daniel Bryan, finally took home that WWE gold and beat the long reigning champion, AJ Styles. Bryan is the yes man and I say yes man to him winning the title finally on Smackdown.
I remember when they put him in that feud with that big goofy bastard, Big Cass. Hey Cass, Diesel called and he wants his panties back. Bryan can now move on and go onto big matches like a chance at Brock Lesnar for the big title and by gum, I think he’d win it.
So I want Bryan to know that I love you very much but not in a prison shower sort of way. I’m happy that we are friends and happy that you are a champion like me now. I’m James. Hi. I’m James.
