By Vinnie “Vinman” Franklin
This Coronavirus has brought out a lot of losers and idiots out there. What has happened to the world? I went to the grocery store and saw a bunch of fat women and Beta males fighting over toilet paper. I kept walking. I’m a man’s man.
Now, I love the beach and I love to see those honeys on the beach and you know that they love a man’s man. A man’s man knows how to walk. A man’s man knows how to approach the ladies. BUT, in this time, with this virus going around, the Vinman stays home.
All these college kids are not listening and still partying and passing along this terrible virus. These are the people that have those annoying Bernie Sanders bumper stickers. A man’s man would not vote for Bernie Sanders. A man’s man would not give Bernie a healthy portion of their favorite meatballs.
Since the Vinman is on house arrest, I’ve decided to give some tips for all of the people out there that need some of the guidance about being a man’s man from the world’s true man’s man.
1: A man’s man doesn’t rob a bank and claim that they know Quentin Tarantino.
2: A man’s man doesn’t take a dead rat on put it on their head and call it a wig, while claiming that they got screwed out of a speaking role in Ratatouille.
3: A man’s man doesn’t hoard toilet paper.
4: A man’s man isn’t 80 years old, made of plastic, looks like a man, and claims to be dawning on a new career.
5: A man’s man listens to the surgeon general.
6: A man’s man doesn’t pretend to know karate.
7: A man’s man doesn’t threaten to send a bill to collections.
8: A man’s man doesn’t try to jerk off Spock’s son.
9: A man’s man tips the food delivery guys a lot of green.
10: A man’s man doesn’t watch My 600lb Life.
These are some tips for you people out there and I encourage you to watch the viral video below: