By Melissa Antoinette Garza Where has this movie been all my life? This is tremendous. Horror fans, if you haven’t seen THE CHILD (1977) watch it, and if you have – why didn’t you tell me about it? I tell you cats about great flicks all the time! Sharing […]
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Child’s Play (2019) – Movie Review (Mark Hamill, Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Right now, the sis and I are on a marvelous trip at Misquamicut in Rhode Island. I’m in a hotel room directly on the beach. I’m mere feet away from the water and I’ll be here for four glorious days. What does this have to […]
True Romance (1993) – Movie Review (Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, Brad Pitt)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza TRUE ROMANCE (1993) has always been one of my favorite movies since it came out when I was a teen Missy. Though tough on the outside, I was always a soft romantic on the inside. That said, I wasn’t the traditional teen fem romantic. Rather than […]
Altered Minds (2013) – Movie Review (Judd Hirsch, Ryan O’Nan)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Do you have Amazon Prime? Before you read this review, watch it. I’ll steer clear of spoilers but this flick is fucking awesome and has a few solid layers so pay attention when you view it. Tommy Shellner (Ryan O’Nan) has some problems. His adoptive […]
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) – Netflix Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Ted Bundy was a horrible man. He killed many a fem and was a sociopathic nut-job. He was good looking, a charmer and had a ton of charisma. These attributes allowed him to gain a cult like following and an insane amount of support […]
Blind Date (1987) – Movie Review – Kim Basinger, Bruce Willis, John Larroquette
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I am about to lose all my male readers in 3……2…….1 BLIND DATE (1987) is a better Bruce Willis film than DIE HARD (1988). Wait! Wait! Come back! Okay, fine! DIE HARD is a superior movie, but I enjoy BLIND DATE so much fucking more! […]
Orphan (2009) – Horror Movie Review (Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ORPHAN (2009) is a great flick. Go watch it! Good review, folks! Okay! Okay! I’ll tell you a little something about it. I’m not doing anything right now, anyways. Kate (Veera Farmiga) and Dipshit John (Peter Sarsgaard) are married and have two kids. They would […]
The Crush (1993) – Movie Review (Alicia Silverstone, Cary Elwes, Jennifer Rubin)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Wow! Time gives one perspective. I saw this movie when I was 14 years old and at that time I did not see how fucked this whole thing was. I was of the mindset that the two leads could have ended up happy together if […]
Night Train to Terror (1985) – Horror Anthology Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Blackberry brandy, weed and NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) makes for a good Wednesday night at the bro’s. Admittedly, I’m still a bit high so this review may be all over the place, but I will try to stay focused. I love this anthology. The […]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Movie Review Alexandre Aja, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Dan Byrd, Emilie de Ravin
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Alexandre Aja, oh how I love thee. His directing style and his writing skills speak to me on every level. I wish he made every horror remake. The film world would be a far better place. Where other directors hold back, he revs it […]
Rock-A-Die Baby (1989) – Horror Anthology *Starring Dick Sargent*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) is a horror anthology with a wannabe heavy metal band singing a song called Spooky Lady after each tale. Not convinced it’s good yet? There’s also a middle-aged woman telling her very young daughter these insanely inappropriate R rated stories, and if that […]
Boy Erased (2018) Joel Edgerton, Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Gay conversion camp is so fucked! I knew that going in to this flick. When perpetuated on adults it’s fraud. When perpetuated on children it’s abuse. BOY ERASED (2018) is the story of one boy who was forced into this crazy bullshit. Jared (Lucas […]