By Melissa Antoinette Garza Sometimes, I quite enjoy being a mark. When people know your weaknesses, they often cater to them. One of my weaknesses is sexy feminine beauties who are pursued by freaks of the night. There must have been quite a few people with my shared kicks, […]
Movie Reviews
Evil Toons (1992) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This movie takes me back. I still remember holding the VHS tape in my hand and thinking, “this is going to be fantastic!” Was I right? Yes. Yes I was. EVIL TOONS (1992) was a straight-to-video release that was a advertised like a horror spin on […]
The Burbs (1989) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After Bill Maher continued his streak of being the biggest douche ever by insulting Stan Lee, his work and comic book fans worldwide, I needed some comfort food so I’m venturing to one of my faves. I’ve loved the THE BURBS (1989) since I first […]
Sssssss (1973) – Dirk Benedict KILLER SNAKE HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I have owned SSSSSSS for quite a while and was never able to get into it, but I don’t give up easily and finally sat down and watched it through. Without question, it is a slow burn, but the payoff is totally worth it. Dr. Carl Stoner […]
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After just watching LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971), I decided to stick with Paul Muller. Though his role is a small one, it is a quite memorable performance in an already spectacular film. VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD (1973) the film opens with Christina (Christina von Blanc) […]
The Black Room (1982) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Larry (Jimmy Stathis)is a middle-aged man who is married with two kids. He and his wife Robin (Clara Perryman) try to keep an active love-life but are always interrupted by their children. Larry wanting a little adventure sneaks a way to purchase a rendezvous spot where […]
Ring of Darkness (1979) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza RING OF DARKNESS (1979) also known as SATAN’S WIFE is a trippy 1979 low-budget Italian sexploitation that is equal parts hilarious and odd. It’s a bit like THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK (1987) on crack. It follows a group of women who when much younger gave […]
Lady Frankenstein (1971) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Okay, I moved this up to the top of my list of flicks to review for a very good reason, and that professional and mature reason is that I want to see more Rosalba Neri and you can’t stop me! Here, Dr. Tania Frankenstein (Rosalba Neri) […]
Rosemary’s Baby (1968) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza In the past, I’ve shied away from reviewing ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968) despite it being one of my favorite films. As a woman and a human being, Roman Polanski is not my favorite person. Rather than getting on an unpleasant soapbox, I’ll simply note that sometimes very […]
Twins of Evil (1971) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I just checked the clock and realized it’s Hammer time, and by that of course I mean time for me to review another sensational HAMMER STUDIOS title from the 70s. TWINS OF EVIL (1971) is a UK vampire/witch hybrid that begins when a bunch of […]
Satan’s Children (1975) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza SATAN’S CHILDREN (1975) is like I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (1972) was mixed with SATAN’S SLAVE (1976), but with a male lead who doubles as both a protagonist and antagonist. Bobby (Stephen White) is tortured, bullied and abused everywhere he goes. His stepsister Janis (Joyce […]
Eye in the Labyrinth (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Julie (Rosemary Dexter) awakens in a fright from a nightmare where her boyfriend Luca (Horst Frank) is murdered. He’s actually missing and she goes looking for him. It is then where she meets Antonio (Gaetano Donati), who brings her to a house where he says someone […]