By Melissa Antoinette Garza I am about to lose all my male readers in 3……2…….1 BLIND DATE (1987) is a better Bruce Willis film than DIE HARD (1988). Wait! Wait! Come back! Okay, fine! DIE HARD is a superior movie, but I enjoy BLIND DATE so much fucking more! […]
Movie Reviews
Orphan (2009) – Horror Movie Review (Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ORPHAN (2009) is a great flick. Go watch it! Good review, folks! Okay! Okay! I’ll tell you a little something about it. I’m not doing anything right now, anyways. Kate (Veera Farmiga) and Dipshit John (Peter Sarsgaard) are married and have two kids. They would […]
The Crush (1993) – Movie Review (Alicia Silverstone, Cary Elwes, Jennifer Rubin)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Wow! Time gives one perspective. I saw this movie when I was 14 years old and at that time I did not see how fucked this whole thing was. I was of the mindset that the two leads could have ended up happy together if […]
Pet Sematary (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Hold on. I’ll get to the review in one minute. I’m gonna rock out to the Ramones first because Missy is still a motherfucking Punk Rocker! I don’t want to be buried in a Pet Sematary! I don’t want to live my life again! […]
Shazam! (2019) – Superhero Movie Review (Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Mark Strong)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I planned on loving this movie. I planned on loving this movie so fucking much….and it exceeded my expectations, motherfucker! It was great. The movie begins with baby Billy being lost at a carnival. He’s put into the foster system and never stops looking for […]
US (2019) Horror Movie Review (SPOILERS)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This review contains SPOILERS! Turn back if you haven’t seen the film. I love Jordan Peele. I loved the KEY & PEELE (2012) Comedy Central show. I thought KEANU (2016) was hilarious. GET OUT (2017) is one of the greatest horror films in the last […]
Night Train to Terror (1985) – Horror Anthology Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Blackberry brandy, weed and NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) makes for a good Wednesday night at the bro’s. Admittedly, I’m still a bit high so this review may be all over the place, but I will try to stay focused. I love this anthology. The […]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Movie Review Alexandre Aja, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Dan Byrd, Emilie de Ravin
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Alexandre Aja, oh how I love thee. His directing style and his writing skills speak to me on every level. I wish he made every horror remake. The film world would be a far better place. Where other directors hold back, he revs it […]
Rock-A-Die Baby (1989) – Horror Anthology *Starring Dick Sargent*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) is a horror anthology with a wannabe heavy metal band singing a song called Spooky Lady after each tale. Not convinced it’s good yet? There’s also a middle-aged woman telling her very young daughter these insanely inappropriate R rated stories, and if that […]
Captain Marvel (2019) Movie Review – Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Mendelsohn, Lashana Lynch, Jude Law, Annette Bening
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The hubby and I went on an impromptu date night to CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019). There’s been so much controversy around this movie and I was curious to see whether the film was a story about a strong female superhero or an over-the-top, patronizing propaganda film. To […]
Krypton: The Complete First Season: Own it on Blu-Ray & DVD Now – SUPERHERO TV SHOW REVIEW
By Geno McGahee Warner Bros. Home Entertainment just released the superhero hit KRYPTON: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on Blu-Ray and DVD. Fans can purchase the set which, in addition to all 10 exhilarating episodes from season one, contains over an hour of extra content, including the 2017 Comic-Con panel, featurettes, […]
Leaving Neverland: HBO Michael Jackson DOCUMENTARY REVIEW
By James Witherspoon I used to be a Michael Jackson fan. I wore that diamond-studded glove and moonwalked and all that shit and then I began to hear the noise. This man wasn’t a thriller. He was a diddler and he wasn’t satisfied beating it. YA HEARD! It was obvious […]