By Melissa Antoinette Garza Blackberry brandy, weed and NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) makes for a good Wednesday night at the bro’s. Admittedly, I’m still a bit high so this review may be all over the place, but I will try to stay focused. I love this anthology. The […]
Movie Reviews
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Movie Review Alexandre Aja, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Dan Byrd, Emilie de Ravin
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Alexandre Aja, oh how I love thee. His directing style and his writing skills speak to me on every level. I wish he made every horror remake. The film world would be a far better place. Where other directors hold back, he revs it […]
Rock-A-Die Baby (1989) – Horror Anthology *Starring Dick Sargent*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) is a horror anthology with a wannabe heavy metal band singing a song called Spooky Lady after each tale. Not convinced it’s good yet? There’s also a middle-aged woman telling her very young daughter these insanely inappropriate R rated stories, and if that […]
Captain Marvel (2019) Movie Review – Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Mendelsohn, Lashana Lynch, Jude Law, Annette Bening
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The hubby and I went on an impromptu date night to CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019). There’s been so much controversy around this movie and I was curious to see whether the film was a story about a strong female superhero or an over-the-top, patronizing propaganda film. To […]
Krypton: The Complete First Season: Own it on Blu-Ray & DVD Now – SUPERHERO TV SHOW REVIEW
By Geno McGahee Warner Bros. Home Entertainment just released the superhero hit KRYPTON: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON on Blu-Ray and DVD. Fans can purchase the set which, in addition to all 10 exhilarating episodes from season one, contains over an hour of extra content, including the 2017 Comic-Con panel, featurettes, […]
Leaving Neverland: HBO Michael Jackson DOCUMENTARY REVIEW
By James Witherspoon I used to be a Michael Jackson fan. I wore that diamond-studded glove and moonwalked and all that shit and then I began to hear the noise. This man wasn’t a thriller. He was a diddler and he wasn’t satisfied beating it. YA HEARD! It was obvious […]
Boy Erased (2018) Joel Edgerton, Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Gay conversion camp is so fucked! I knew that going in to this flick. When perpetuated on adults it’s fraud. When perpetuated on children it’s abuse. BOY ERASED (2018) is the story of one boy who was forced into this crazy bullshit. Jared (Lucas […]
The Incredible Hulk: Triangle (1981) – Marvel SUPERHERO TV SHOW REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I was under the impression that David Banner (Bill Bixby) didn’t get with any women because he was deathly afraid of Hulking up and killing her during sex. I’ve heard of a guy that died having sex with a horse. It’s the same concept, except the horse’s […]
What Men Want (2019) – Comedy Movie Review- Taraji P. Henson, Richard Roundtree, Brian Bosworth, Aldis Hodge, Tracy Morgan
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure, I was very drunk during the first half of this flick, and I was slightly less drunk during the second half of this flick. That said, I think I remember the whole movie so fear not. The first thing I remember was […]
Kolobos (1999) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love ARROW VIDEO! If ever a low-budget flick deserved a remastered re-release it was KOLOBOS (1999) and ARROW has given it the proper treatment. This brings me back to the day of video stores. I remember renting this from Hollywood Video when it was a […]
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) – Movie Review *Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Phi Vu, Suraj Sharma, Sarah Yarkin, Rachel Matthews*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza YES! YES! Motherfucking YES! Sorry, I’ve been waiting a minute for this movie to come out. I love it so. The original made my fucking year in 2017 and the sequel matched it for ’19. YES! I’m still not down from the high of […]
The Grinch (2018) – Movie Review *Benedict Cumberbatch, Pharrell Williams, Cameron Seely, Dr. Seuss,*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Growing up in Massachusetts and specifically living in Springfield MA, Dr. Seuss is kind of my man. The SNEETCHES is my jam, but I adore the original books and cartoons of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS, THE CAT IN THE HAT, THE LORAX, HORTON […]