By Geno McGahee I am a big fan of Texas Hold’em and most films that concern the game will attract my interest. ROUNDERS was released, and it featured Matt Damon as “Mike McDermott” and Edward Norton as his screwed up buddy, “Lester Murphy.” Mike was the king of the game […]
Movie Reviews
Tyler Perry: A Rich Hollywood Jerk Playing the Race Card
By Melissa Garza Tyler Perry claims racial profiling despite his admission of breaking the law. Racism is a very real problem that has destroyed and ended countless lives. To think of all endured by those who have suffered brings sincere tears to the eyes and anger to the heart. […]
21 Jump Street (2012 Movie Review) – Redbox Rental Channing Tatum – Jonah Hill – Ice Cube – Johnny Depp – Peter DeLuise
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “You have the right to remain an attorney.” – Jenko (Channing Tatum) When I first heard of the “21 Jump Street” movie, I was torn. The old show was definitely a fun watch but remakes are rarely good. Remakes of television shows are especially […]
Michael Moore Hates America (2004) – Documentary Review
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I never hated Michael Moore. I once thought he was very insightful though his methods of confrontation I took exception with. The most known example of this was in Bowling for Columbine when an elderly Charlton Heston was bombarded under false pretenses and accused of not […]
Wicked Spring (2002) – MOVIE REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. During the 1864 battle of the Wilderness, three Union soldiers and three Confederate Soldiers get separated from their units as twilight engulfs the ravaged battlefield. The men wander alone through the dangerous woods, separate of each other, until they meet by chance on the banks of […]
Pulse (2006) – Horror Movie Review
By Geno McGahee We begin with poor Josh (Jonathan Tucker), a computer hacker rushing to a library, with some shadowy-grayish figures following him. In the library, he is confronted by one of these demon-like gray dudes, and his soul is sucked out of him…or something like that. His girlfriend, Mattie […]
Grindhouse XXX: Massacre at Pine Lake (XXX Review) – Teagan Presley, Alexis Ford, Nina Mercedez
By Melissa Garza “Well, I needed a night job to pay off student loans and contract killer pays really, really well.”- (Teagan) Teagan Presley Adam & Eve Pictures recently released a double-feature Grindhouse collection. As I’ve stated in previous reviews, I’m a huge fan of porn parodies when done right. […]
Red Balloon (movie short review) – Indie Film, Horror Movie News
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I found this short accidentally as I was perusing youtube for old horror trailers. It was 12 minutes long so my husband and I decided to watch it. It opens with a shot of an outside window of a large two story home on a dark […]
Lee Roy Myers’ A Wet Dream on Elm Street- XXX Porn Parody (movie review)
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza In honor of Rick Santorum, I decided to review “A Wet Dream on Elm Street” earlier than I anticipated. My interest with this film started because as a child, I had a huge crush on Freddy Krueger (as played by Robert Englund, of course). I […]
ATM (2012) MOVIE REVIEW – HORROR NEWS
By Geno McGahee There are a lot of bad horror films of late, but every once in a while, we get a particularly good one. ATM is written Chris Sparling and directed by David Brooks. Together they created the most intense film I have seen since VACANCY in 2007. We […]
Children of the Corn (2009) Movie review – Racist and Sexist
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I am generally a fan of the film adaptions of Stephen King’s work. The original version of “Children of the Corn” is one of my favorites. I love movies about strange children. Both versions of “The Village of the Damned” are great (the predecessor being the […]
This Aint Jaws : This is A parody (Porn Review) XXX
By Melissa Garza “I think you’re going to need a bigger dick.” Hooper (Alexis Ford) Much to my husband’s delight, I’m a fan of horror porn parodies. I’m actually a fan of any porn parody done right. The oldschool Batman one is fantastic. I’m awaiting my “A Wet Dream on […]