By Melissa Antoinette Garza Two nuns stand in a Dr. Frankenstein style laboratory within the convent that they work for. They stand beside a nun that has died and they are about to embalm her. She lay naked on a table before them when one sister grabs a knife […]
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EXORCISM (1975) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza On a stage, Anne (Lina Romay) is chained up naked onto wooden planks. Rose (Lynn Monteil) a blonde dominatrix beauty emerges in just a belt, boots and a collar. In her hand, she clutches a cat o’nine tails and the bombshell knows how to use it. […]
Luciferina (2018) – Satanic Horror Movie Review – Blu-ray Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza LUCIFERINA (2018) is a new Spanish sexploitation film brought to us by the brilliant mind of writer/director Gonzalo Calzada. It begins with young 19 yr old Nun Natalia (Sofía Del Tuffo) working in a kitchen at HOGAR LOS HIOS DE MARIA or St. Mary’s Children’s Home. […]
Beyond the Door (1974) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure: I’m a bit high off antibiotics for diverticulitis so if none of this makes sense, blame the drugs. On any other occasion, just blame me. BEYOND THE DOOR (1974) begins with a demon taunting Dimitri (Richard Johnson) who has been working with him. When […]
SUCCUBUS (1968) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza With a tag-line of the sensual experience of ‘69, I have already fallen for Jesús Franco’s SUCCUBUS (1968). I love Franco and his visual choices in depicting variations on S&M, BDSM and sex in general, so if you’re only interested in whether I enjoyed the […]
Vampire Circus (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972) open with Anna (Domini Blythe) bringing Jenny (Jane Derby), a very young blonde girl to the castle of child-killing vampire Count Mitterhaus (Robert Tayman). Anna is already married to schoolmaster Albert Mueller (Laurence Payne). She even has a child with him. Still, she’s […]
Puppet Master The Littlest Reich (2018) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Damn, this was better than I anticipated. I expected it to be funny and crazy, but this was fabulous. The film opens in 1989, where Nazi puppet-maker Andre Toulon (Udo Kier) uses his creations to murder a bartender and her girlfriend. When the police arrive, […]
Burial Ground (1981) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza BURIAL GROUND (1981) begins with a Professor (Raimondo Barbieri) who brings back some really pissed off zombies that hate both regular sex and weird freaky sex alike. Either that or the zombies will kill anything and everyone just happens to be fucking. I’ll let you decide […]
Love Me Deadly (1972) – Horror Film Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza LOVE ME DEADLY (1972) is a strange little film that could have only existed in the carefree chillness of low-budget 1970s brilliance. It certainly delves into some uncomfortable topics where necrophilia doesn’t even top the list. The film opens with a funeral service. Lindsay Finch […]
Cataclysm (1980) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza If you’ve ever seen NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) you obtained a glimpse. Footage from CATACLYSM (1980) was taken and a very short synopsis of this movie was shown to create the anthology short. I love NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, but you must experience CATACLYSM […]
Scream of the Demon Lover (1970) Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Sometimes, I quite enjoy being a mark. When people know your weaknesses, they often cater to them. One of my weaknesses is sexy feminine beauties who are pursued by freaks of the night. There must have been quite a few people with my shared kicks, […]
The Burbs (1989) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After Bill Maher continued his streak of being the biggest douche ever by insulting Stan Lee, his work and comic book fans worldwide, I needed some comfort food so I’m venturing to one of my faves. I’ve loved the THE BURBS (1989) since I first […]