By James Witherspoon
Y’all know I’m busy in Hollywood with high level executive, wheeling and dealing. YA HEARD! In Hollywood, y’all see all types and the majority of these film people are total scammer bitches. It’s the sewer, but you just got to know how to navigate it man. YA HEARD!
So, I get back to my office and check my emails and I had 6 trillion and 2 messages in my inbox in the past 3 days. Sorry I can’t get to all of your questions man, but I’ll do my best to answer a few. With no further delay, here is the lowdown, YA HEARD!
HOMELESS IN HOLLYWOOD
James,
I was working in Hollywood when I was approached by this tall, toothless goof with a bad wig that looked like a dead rat. He said his name was “Douglas” and that he was a big deal and then asked me to give him 5K for a film he was involved in that had a 500 million dollar budget. I told him no and he blew up, screaming that he was going to hit me “straightaway young man.”
Working in Hollywood, I walk a lot and I’m afraid that I’ll run into this idiot again. His bad fake British accent still rings in my ears. I wish he would take all his rage and put it into GETTING A JOB, like you say, James. Is this dude what you’d call an EBT warrior?
Glorious Mustache Davison
Yo, Glorious one,
I may have seen that tall geek roaming around when I hit the streets man. The dude smelled like piss if we’re talking about the same guy and if he’s talking about a 5K investment in a 500 million dollar film, run away quickly brother! Hollywood big producers would never deal with an EBT warrior LOSER.
When you walk, don’t sweat it. He’s probably all bark and no bite man. Stand up to him and he’ll run away and probably trip over his fishnets. YA HEARD!
NAME-DROPPING AGAIN?
James,
I know this guy that robbed a sperm bank and now claims to be a filmmaker and is really just a fat no-talent fuck. Well, he recently took a poor old guy for 5 grand and the old guy is fucked in the head and was really swindled.
What really is screwy is that this dude is dropping names like crazy and talks about how much money he has access to, but he shops at Aldis and lives in a fucking trailer! What do you do with a hillbilly mother fucker like this James?
Magic Lover Man
Hey Magic Lover Man,
This is just more of the same scam dude. Robbing a sperm bank? That’s the first I’ve heard of that. I guess the hillbilly mother fucker was looking for a milkshake to slurp down. YA HEARD!
Just be smart people. If y’all see a guy living in a trailer and not having a pot to piss in, they are probably trying to scam y’all. Aldis? Isn’t that a discount food store for EBT warriors? Dude, this guy sounds like a hillbilly mother fucker loser for sure.
BULLYING
James,
What are your thoughts on bullying? I’m concerned for a friend of mine in India that has been bullied by a former boyfriend of his over ownership of RUMP magazine.
Ali
Ali,
RUMP magazine? Well, I don’t know about that man, but I know that bullying needs to stop dude. I have no patience for bullies and if this man is getting bullied by his former boyfriend, then he has to tell him stop and then go to the cops as the next step. There’s no reason for bullying. Live and let live!
