By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. When I was hanging and banging in the 1980s with my brother for life, SD Jones, there was on chump that I never wanted to see and that was Billy Jack Haynes. Now, I see he has some Dutch boy haircut and he’s just making an ass out of himself man. If I ever see him in person, I’ll drop the bukkake drop on him.
Haynes is a bitch brother. I saw him challenge my friend, Stone Cold Steve Austin to fight and that dumbass would get his old ass beaten man. Whatcha gonna do Haynes when Austin goes wild on you man?
I am asking all YouTubers out there to stop interviewing this old stupid geek brother. Whatcha gonna do when the buttlplug goes crazy inside you?