By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was WrestlePro, watching the boys throw down in the squared circle. That’s when I saw the big man brother. Big Cass walked into the arena and he was on something dude. He’s had a history of doing crazy things and he began ranting about a sweater. Calm down brother.
Pat Buck, the promoter of the event, had enough and faced off against the big man and showed no fear. You got to love that brother. With Buck going onto the WWE, you can bet that the offers for Cass to return are off the table. Vinnie Mac would not have him back and this may screw up the return of Enzo Amore. It’s a package deal brother.
Buck punched Cass and knocked him on his ass man. The bigger they are, the harder they fall brother. Cass then threatened suicide and that’s no joke man. They locked him up with Ric Flair in the nuthouse dude. Remember that WCW bit? That was the glory days brother.
Whatcha gonna do brother when the buttplug goes wild in you man?
