Reviewed by Melissa Garza
With all the talk surrounding The Dark Knight Rises, I decided to review Batman XXX: A Porn Parody which is by far one of my favorite in the genre.
As a tribute to the great old TV show, the film provides the plot, the costumes, and the over-the-top hilarious acting one would want.
The Riddler (Evan Stone) kidnaps Bruce Wayne’s (Dale DaBone) fiancé the lovely Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane). When Batman and Robin (James Deen) find out there is no ransom they know that The Riddler is luring them in a trap. They decide to play along but be careful.
Meanwhile, Lisa isn’t at all faithful to Bruce as she gives The Riddler some action to get better accommodations. Bruce isn’t an angel either when his alter-ego is given a drug to lower his inhibitions.
When Robin sees that Batman is gone, he and Batgirl (Lexi Belle) go after him. They decide the best way to find one criminal mastermind is to seek out another. They travel to The Joker’s abode (Randy Spears) and watch on as he is satisfied by two gorgeous women. Robin tries to cover Batgirl’s eyes and politely tells her that a lady shouldn’t see such things. Batgirl disagrees and gets turned on. That’s all the encouragement Robin needs to spark his arousal as the two make love.
Afterwards, Batman arrives and is there to assist Robin. The villainous Catwoman (Tori Black) shows up and saves the lives of the dynamic duo. She is spared jail but the two try to determine an adequate punishment when she offers herself to them.
In the end, Catwoman traps them when the header comes on asking the question “Can this be it for the dynamic duo?” Hopefully not as I’d love to see more of these come out.
The acting from the cast was superb. They should have cast Tori Black in the Catwoman film rather than Halle Berry. It may have still been an awful film, but at the very least we would have had someone who understands the sleekness and sneakiness that a cat is supposed to show.
Dale DaBone does a phenomenal job. When you watch it, it’s easy to forget you’re not watching Adam West…well at least until the hot scenes come up. Then one may be happy it’s not West.
Deen is by far my favorite. He portrayed the innocence of Robin which made him such a special character. He was sweet and fun and a great sidekick. Even when making love there was a genuine gentleness he brought to the production.
Randy Spears also understood the character and invoked much of Cesar Romero’s flamboyant playfulness that made Batman such a great film.
This is the kind of porn film that ladies will enjoy and have fun with. It has a plot. It has sassiness and sexiness. The guys are good looking and the women are beautiful. Not to mention, I know seeing the Joker get some lovin has always been a fantasy of mine. I always love the bad guys!
I would definitely love to see more of these. The campiness of the show is brought to life once more on the screen, and here’s to hoping they do a lot more!
Overall Review: 8/10
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