Reviewed by Melissa Garza
I think it is a pretty well accepted fact that Axel Braun makes the best porn parodies. His father, Lasse Braun, introducing him into the industry and him growing up within, must be something that helped his understanding. That combined with his love of certain genres generally makes for a great and sexy production.
The film opens right after The Hulk (Jordan Lake) fought Abomination in the city of Sin. Bruce Banner (Corey Matthews) awakes naked….no pants for this Banner.
Meanwhile, Nick Fury (Lexington Steele) holds a meeting with The Avengers to discuss what they should do about The Hulk situation. Before a decision can be made the meeting is ended and Hawkeye (Eric Masterson) and Black Widow (the beautiful Brooklyn Lee) share some heavy passion and make love in both the first and hottest sex scene.
This is VERY intense and VET hot. Both stars are gorgeous and there is something about superheroes getting that sexy which is certainly a turn-on. The only exception is Thor (Brendon Miller) and She-Hulk (Chyna). While I was watching this disturbing sequence, there was something I needed to discuss and hadn’t an idea as to how to do so delicately so I’ll just come out and write it. While Thor is using his mouth to satisfy She-Hulk the camera obviously pans down to her clitoris. The entire area is green except this one piece of flesh which was pink. I don’t know if the movie was screwed up for letting this happen or if I’m screwed up for having it really bother me.
It was also strange to see Chyna in that regard. I was a young adult when she became involved in the WWF (never gonna all it the WWE) and then to my knowledge, Stephanie McMahon stole HHH from her (no prize) and then Chyna started dating The 123 Kid. Sadly, both were so messed up on drugs that the mutual abuse on both parts destroyed their relationship and destroyed them. Nonetheless, I hope Chyna is doing well and enjoys the porn industry. I am not anti-porn as a lot of women are. I’m actually quite pro-porn especially in regards to women like Jenna Jameson who has done so much for herself within it. I’d never be involved in the industry but I’ll definitely enjoy watching some.
The other love scenes within the movie are very hot! I’m not sure if they matched these individuals up with whom they had the most chemistry with or if they are all pros when it comes to their profession and can have chemistry with a dummy. I am a huge fan of hot lesbians (though I usually fantasize one of the ladies is a young Samantha Fox). Ms. Marvel (Lexi Swallow) and Scarlet Witch (Danni Cole) have a lot of fun with one another and this is surely to be one of the audience’s favorite love scenes.
I do have to say I wish Iron Man (the very talented Dale DaBone) was in it a lot more. Though not as gorgeous as Robert Downey Jr., I do have an active imagination.
Just to give credence and kudos to Axel Braun’s work, Andrew Garfield who will be playing the new Spiderman on the big screen advised he perfected his character by watching Braun’s porn parody. While researching Peter Parker, he watched the 2011 Spiderman XXX and benefited immensely! Good for Garfield for not worrying about the conserve-a-nation who will be sure to jump on him for this admission. I think this makes him all the sexier and who knows, maybe he’ll portray Parker in a porn parody one day! It would be nice!
As for Avengers XXX, some have said that this has too much porn and not enough storyline. I disagree. I love storyline and there is some….but it’s also just great to see a bunch of horny superheroes have sex with one another.
Scared Stiff Rating 8/10
