By Melissa Antoinette Garza Where has this movie been all my life? This is tremendous. Horror fans, if you haven’t seen THE CHILD (1977) watch it, and if you have – why didn’t you tell me about it? I tell you cats about great flicks all the time! Sharing […]
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Midsommar (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, Villhelm Blomgren)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza MIDSOMMAR (2019) is the best feminist anthem since THE STEPFORD WIVES (1975). It isn’t only that. It has a great story, fabulous characters, phenomenal acting, a terrific pace and some freaky moments that viewers will find jarring. Still as a woman, the approach […]
Child’s Play (2019) – Movie Review (Mark Hamill, Aubrey Plaza, Gabriel Bateman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Right now, the sis and I are on a marvelous trip at Misquamicut in Rhode Island. I’m in a hotel room directly on the beach. I’m mere feet away from the water and I’ll be here for four glorious days. What does this have to […]
True Romance (1993) – Movie Review (Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, Brad Pitt)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza TRUE ROMANCE (1993) has always been one of my favorite movies since it came out when I was a teen Missy. Though tough on the outside, I was always a soft romantic on the inside. That said, I wasn’t the traditional teen fem romantic. Rather than […]
MA (2019) – Movie Review (Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis, Luke Evans)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I saw this in the theaters twice and the last time was with my best friend. We shared a flask of honey whiskey and a vape pen and then went out for margaritas afterwards. It was a fun night! MA (2019) is a great send […]
Aladdin (2019) – Movie Review (Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Will Smith)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza For the record, I did not want to see ALADDIN (2019)! I wanted to see MA (2019), but my sis and mom got me hammered and took advantage of me. Hey, my sis put up the green so I can’t really complain! As for the […]
Altered Minds (2013) – Movie Review (Judd Hirsch, Ryan O’Nan)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Do you have Amazon Prime? Before you read this review, watch it. I’ll steer clear of spoilers but this flick is fucking awesome and has a few solid layers so pay attention when you view it. Tommy Shellner (Ryan O’Nan) has some problems. His adoptive […]
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) – Netflix Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Ted Bundy was a horrible man. He killed many a fem and was a sociopathic nut-job. He was good looking, a charmer and had a ton of charisma. These attributes allowed him to gain a cult like following and an insane amount of support […]
Pokèmon Detective Pikachu (2019) – Movie Review (Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith, Kathryn Newton)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I babysat the niece and nephew tonight, so Steve and I went to see POKÉMON DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019). I thought the trailer kicked ass and though I’m not a huge fan of the series or card game, I most definitely played the Nintendo games […]
The Intruder (2019) – Movie Review (Dennis Quaid, Meagan Good, Michael Ealy)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza DAMN! I love this movie. I went on $5.00 Tuesdays and caught THE INTRUDER (2019) which I knew very little about. I knew Dennis Quaid was in it and that was enough. He can get in my Innerspace any day of the week. That’s […]
Blind Date (1987) – Movie Review – Kim Basinger, Bruce Willis, John Larroquette
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I am about to lose all my male readers in 3……2…….1 BLIND DATE (1987) is a better Bruce Willis film than DIE HARD (1988). Wait! Wait! Come back! Okay, fine! DIE HARD is a superior movie, but I enjoy BLIND DATE so much fucking more! […]
Orphan (2009) – Horror Movie Review (Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ORPHAN (2009) is a great flick. Go watch it! Good review, folks! Okay! Okay! I’ll tell you a little something about it. I’m not doing anything right now, anyways. Kate (Veera Farmiga) and Dipshit John (Peter Sarsgaard) are married and have two kids. They would […]