By Melissa Antoinette Garza I’m in love with Joan Crawford and I adore Faye Dunaway. I grew up on this film. Back in the 80s and 90s there were few weekends when this didn’t air and when I noticed it was on, I always watched it. Please bear in mind […]
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CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I had wanted to see CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) when I first saw the trailer. Though I haven’t yet read the book, I was attracted to it because of the cast. Constance Wu in the lead was certainly a draw. She’s one of today’s funniest comedians […]
EXORCISM (1975) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza On a stage, Anne (Lina Romay) is chained up naked onto wooden planks. Rose (Lynn Monteil) a blonde dominatrix beauty emerges in just a belt, boots and a collar. In her hand, she clutches a cat o’nine tails and the bombshell knows how to use it. […]
Luciferina (2018) – Satanic Horror Movie Review – Blu-ray Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza LUCIFERINA (2018) is a new Spanish sexploitation film brought to us by the brilliant mind of writer/director Gonzalo Calzada. It begins with young 19 yr old Nun Natalia (Sofía Del Tuffo) working in a kitchen at HOGAR LOS HIOS DE MARIA or St. Mary’s Children’s Home. […]
The Gruesome Twosome (1967) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza To make an omelet, you need to break a few eggs. Likewise, to make a good wig you may have to kill an scalp some sexy college gals. At least, that’s the route Mrs. Pringle (Elizabeth Davis) and her grown but mentally challenged and psychologically unwell […]
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I saw this film in the theater on my twelfth birthday with my mother and grandmother. I owned the novelization and loved the Bryan Adams song. Shut the fuck up. I was 12! TWELVE, Goddammit! Summer of ‘69 is good. Isn’t it? Come on, tell me […]
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988) is a strange rare breed that set out to be a cult film and succeeded wonderfully. It’s like THE BURBS (1989) in that respect. It has aliens, comedy, music, and Jeff Fucking Goldblum! The film begins with three furry aliens […]
Men At Work (1990) Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Remember when Charlie Sheen was both cute and cool? I do. Can we go back to 1990? This was one of my favorites growing up. When I hit the video stores and would grab 7 movies for 7 days for $7.00, this was often […]
Nightmares Come At Night (1972) – Sexploitation Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Sexy dark-haired angel Anna de Istria (Diana Lorys) is having one helluva dream. She sees her blonde-bombshell lover Cynthia (Colette Giacobine) in bed with her blue flowered print dress undone. Cynthia is asleep but her breasts are fully visible. A man places Anna on the […]
ROBIN HOOD (2018) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I should have seen THE GRINCH! Where to begin with this mess? I love the story of Robin Hood. The Kevin Costner version and Disney adaptation are my favorites, but I like the older ones too. I never was inclined to see the Russell Crowe version, […]
9 to 5 (1980) Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza If there is a woman alive who hasn’t had to deal with a barrage of idiocy online from alpha-male morons, who long for the days of female servitude, I haven’t met her. I envy her, but I haven’t met her. To cleanse myself of the latest […]
Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Mark Pirro is pretty badass. He wrote, rewrote, re-rewrote and directed NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD (1991). It says so in the opening credits. He also apparently made this film on only a $35,000 budget, and it’s awesome. The film starts when Judge Rhinehole (Forrest […]