By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was on my Harley man and one of my little buttplugs yelled over and said “Yo Buttplug, who you picking tonight?” Well, man, AEW is putting on their show brother and I’m going to be front row man and I may just jump in that squared circle and land my buttplug drop on one of those chumps man.
PREDICTIONS OF PLUGGERSON
Chris Jericho will hold onto that strap by DQ. It will be a losing effort man, but he doesn’t want Cody to ever challenge again. Cody said that he was going to never challenge again if he didn’t win the title. Well, brother, you don’t win the title on a DQ. Look for Jericho to lose but win in the end brother.
Riho will beat Emi Sakura without much problem man. This is the least interesting match of the night brother and I love Riho. Why they are pushing Sakura is anyone’s guess man. Let’s hope that Awesome Kong comes into play here brother to make it interesting.
SCU will hold onto the tag team titles tonight man, but it won’t be easy. This isn’t an easy one to call brother, but I got to lean to the SCU. I wouldn’t be surprised though if the Lucha Bros pulled it out.
Jon Moxley will beat Kenny Omega in what will be the match of the night brother. It’s going to be hardcore and tough and bloody dude but look for Moxley to end the night and march his way to an eventual title shot man.
Look for Santana and Ortiz to beat the Young Bucks in another great match man. The Inner Circle will have a good night and you can take that to the bank and cash it man. Ortiz and Santana are just pit bulls brother. They refuse to be stopped.
In an upset, Hangman Page will beat PAC in another big match brother. Page has been missing the mark man but tonight he brings it home and takes the big win.
This one could go either man dude. I’m leaning toward Shawn Spears with Tully Blanchard in his corner dude to cheat his way to a win over Joey Janela.
