By Polly “News” Hughes
Yo, my friend, Adam Levine, called me and told me that he was rather pissed off about that fat ass fan that stormed the stage and interrupted his concert. Y’all know how good Maroon 5 is.
At the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, some fat ass fatty marched on that stage and shook her moneymaker, only to be carted out by the boys in blue. I called up my boy Levine and he said the following: “This fat slob won’t be loved. She won’t be loved. She didn’t have moves like Jagger. She had moves like Jagger’s saggy sack when he jumps on a trampoline bitches. If I see her at another one of my concerts, I’m going to show her what my new hit Cleveland Steamer is all about.” (Note: May not have actually been Adam Levine who made these comments.)
Well, guess we all learned a valuable lesson here. Don’t shake that fat ass on the stage or you’re gonna put Adam Levine in a rage. YA HEARD.
