By Vinnie Franklin
All these years of telling you what a man’s man was and I thought you would all understand. A man’s man knows what cologne to wear. A man’s man knows how to make homemade meatballs. A man’s man knows how to impress a woman with mix tapes. That’s a man’s man.
I’ve never been impressed with Weird Al Yankovic. He’s not a man’s man. He wishes. Anyone that follows his work knows that he just steals a song and changes a word or two and it gets the nerds excited. Really? Really? Nice try fella.
In 1988, Weird Al declared war on obese people, which may have led to bullying and the VinMan is against bullying. YA HEARD! In his so-called parody “FAT”, Weird Al mocks the obesity epidemic dressed like Michael Jackson. Really? Really? That’s not a man’s man.
I spoke to one of my rotund friends and he said the following: “In 1988, I loved Pizza Hut and then I heard Weird Al turning into Mean Hateful Al and that broke my heart.” When asked if he had any message for Yankovic, he noted “Get woke you geek.” Well said.
As of now, I am boycotting any upcoming albums of Yankovic, which means I won’t have much work but my thoughts are in the right place. YA HEARD! Weird Al…YOU ARE CANCELED AND NOT A MAN’S MAN!
