By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. So, they’re doing it to Bernie again, huh? In 2016, the Clinton crime family took down the old bastard and now we see it here again. YA HEARD! Joe Biden is the choice, even though he can’t remember his name and he’s got that temper. He called one dude “fat”, but in his defense, the guy was a fat fuck.
Now, as he campaigns in Michigan, he came across an auto worker that wanted him to explain his policies on guns and Biden wasn’t having any of it. He told him that he was “full of shit” and then asked him to “step outside.” That’s easy Joe when you got a bunch of bodyguards around you. Really? Really? Nice try fella.
I wonder if Biden, if he wins, will take care of those soy boy, EBT-toting, cellar-dwelling, Toys for Tots looting Bernie Sanders voters out there. GET A JOB! YA HEARD!
I caught up with a man that knows all about being president, HOUSE OF CARDS star, Kevin Spacey, and he had the following to say:
“James, firstly, you are the best writer of all time. Now, onto Biden. He has to stop doing stupid things and be a good person, like me. You never saw me yell at an auto worker or reporter. You never saw me calling a woman a horse face or a portly guy fat. Sure, I had a few people accuse me of grabbing their junk, but where are they now? God struck them down for lying on me. Anywho, if Biden wants to be an American Beauty, he has to shape up and give that auto worker a big smooch and grope his junk. He’ll love it. Trust me. I know.”
(Note: Comments may not be those of Spacey)
